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B*Y*R*O's Second-Hand Landmine Repair Shop
If we had more men like you, we'd have less men like you
Created on 2004-07-16 13:00:15 (#3836239), last updated 2007-05-19
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Basic Info| Name: | Byro |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 03-22 |
| Location: | Why do they always assume it's a city?, Devon, United Kingdom |
| Website: | Chateau B*Y*R*O |
BioWell this looks fun. An autobiography. Seeing as how I am very much a perfectionist about anything I create, I usually take ages planning things out and re-drafting them to make them perfect (figures. Ooh look! I went back and added this comment!). Here, however, I think I'll take a different direction and blurt stuff out as I think of it. Though I'm not entirely doing that, as I have just deleted a comment because I thought it would be more appropriate to mention it later (and added another. Haw haw, screwing with the reader's mind!). So it's a bit of both, sorting it out as I go along.
So, given that last ramble, think you can stomach reading the rest of this? Good!
I was born in Tiverton hospital and my first word was "BURR!!" (those who know me well enough know the reference, but i think that was seriously the first word I made, almost "BIRD!" but I doubt it was quite as loud or ferocious as the Alien that said it in "Alien". What an awkard title for a film, don't you think? "Hey, you know that moment in "Alien" when the Alien..." - see? It just doesn't work. I bet they made it up in a rush while the producer was walking down the corridor to their office about to announce the deadline. Had they had more time they probably could have thought up a far superior name for this film. Maybe something like "The creature that goes BURR!!" - I think that would be far better, and you could have some fun scaring the living daylights out of the people who sell the tickets. Nah, they'd probably just get annoyed and refuse to admit you).
I've just copied and pasted those three paragraphs into Microsoft Works 4.0 (shameless product reference) and the word count is 290. And I've barely begun. You can see what you're dealing with here can't you? Somebody with no sense of direction whatsoever, best described by Gary Archer as the guy with "a mind like a car crash". Or was it James Knight? One of those two. Can't quite remember.
Anyway, let's try to get back on track here. (Pauses to check rest of the setup page to see what he can write where).
I'm back. Now then. Basically, I'm this random artistic thespionic guy who likes anything creative and hates anything dead normal and "expected" of people. Can't think of anything else to say at the moment. Funny eh? Ha. Burr.
Anyhooch, this is my live jounral where I will be writing loadsa personal indulgent nonsense for all you people to be inspired or repulsed by. Now feck off and go read my interets. More to come here when I find the words.
Oh yea, and if you go to www.hanszimmer.info and go to the forum and search for my first reply to the "Auteur Hans" post, you can see a perfect example of those moments where I can let my passions and expertise loose with spontaneous prose.
Ta ta!
So, given that last ramble, think you can stomach reading the rest of this? Good!
I was born in Tiverton hospital and my first word was "BURR!!" (those who know me well enough know the reference, but i think that was seriously the first word I made, almost "BIRD!" but I doubt it was quite as loud or ferocious as the Alien that said it in "Alien". What an awkard title for a film, don't you think? "Hey, you know that moment in "Alien" when the Alien..." - see? It just doesn't work. I bet they made it up in a rush while the producer was walking down the corridor to their office about to announce the deadline. Had they had more time they probably could have thought up a far superior name for this film. Maybe something like "The creature that goes BURR!!" - I think that would be far better, and you could have some fun scaring the living daylights out of the people who sell the tickets. Nah, they'd probably just get annoyed and refuse to admit you).
I've just copied and pasted those three paragraphs into Microsoft Works 4.0 (shameless product reference) and the word count is 290. And I've barely begun. You can see what you're dealing with here can't you? Somebody with no sense of direction whatsoever, best described by Gary Archer as the guy with "a mind like a car crash". Or was it James Knight? One of those two. Can't quite remember.
Anyway, let's try to get back on track here. (Pauses to check rest of the setup page to see what he can write where).
I'm back. Now then. Basically, I'm this random artistic thespionic guy who likes anything creative and hates anything dead normal and "expected" of people. Can't think of anything else to say at the moment. Funny eh? Ha. Burr.
Anyhooch, this is my live jounral where I will be writing loadsa personal indulgent nonsense for all you people to be inspired or repulsed by. Now feck off and go read my interets. More to come here when I find the words.
Oh yea, and if you go to www.hanszimmer.info and go to the forum and search for my first reply to the "Auteur Hans" post, you can see a perfect example of those moments where I can let my passions and expertise loose with spontaneous prose.
Ta ta!
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acting, al pacino, alan alda, albatross!, badminton, beards, beiderbeck affair, being around friends, bertolt brecht, bill hicks, brian cox, burr!!, cats, cheese on toast, classical music, computer graphics, david_not_dave, doctor who, drinking garden centres ;-), eddie izzard, edge of darkness, ennio morricone, eric clapton, films, guinea pigs, half life, hannibal, hans zimmer, hedgehogs, ian mckellen, introversion, m*a*s*h, monty python's flying circus, msn, omlettes, painting, picasso, pizzas, pray mantei, pretzels, pub outings, random keyboarding, randomness, repeating myself, running, scarface, shakespeare, shouting burr!!, simpsons, sketching, soundtracks, swans, testing the reader's patience, the books of stanislavski, the godfather, theatre, video recording and editing, water wheels, world war ii
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